Dont hold your breath.). In all honestly, Miami is its own kind of animal that does not resemble anything close to the rest of the country, which is great, but hard to get used to if youre not from here. A lot of hispanic people can immigrate and live here for years and be so culturally secluded that they are expectant of others to speak spanish when it is the individuals responsibility to become part of a new world. You totally accept his Facebook friend request. 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Number 18 is especially true for me sadly. damn. As if the city and those who defend it didnt already look stupid enough! else output += unescape(l[i]); says: mitzi var output = ''; They respect family traditions, they are hard working people and polite, and Yes! And drive so needlessly aggressively? Live here and be prepared for to observe a very fascinating pocket of Americathat many non-English speaking inhabitants truly believe all of America is just like Miami Love the list! I am Candra Jones and i have a good news to share to the entire world. Are you sure about that? Large fleet of new motor coaches, tour buses, and luxury vans. People in Chinese cities treat each other like they're not even sentient beings, just a complete lack of social awareness or empathy for their fellow city dwellers. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ BUT HE IS ACTUALLY REAL AND A VERY GOOD SPELL CASTER. Come on guys! Miami is not really a american city as spanish dominates here. Anyone else whos lived in a REAL city will hate it. Miami Florida In addition, he writes about his so called friends.. they dont read, they live at home, lease BMWs they cant afford, are liars and geez, poor thing, they cant get him into a club, they are slow and drink too much, plus they wear something called a chonga. Angel C. Its nice to know I am not alone in my disgust and named all of the reason why I moved away from Miami. You walk into fast food restaurant and those people cant speak anything other than spanish. Though that stuff about the cost of living versus the average salary is spot-on. Jobs are very easy to get ! Thats why Florida has no state income tax. At 8pm they squeeze a way too big DJ booth into it somewhere and start blasting the worst reggaeton ever, while douchebags wearing Armani Exchange, Ed Hardy and sunglasses at night rub their sweaty fatness all over you (because fat Latin guys in Miami seem to think theyre built) and start to ogle and grope you. Michelle //]]> says: i am dying to leave Miami. Im from Miami and find this hilarious. It is truly one of the most ignorant cities you will ever experience.. var l=new Array(); Asians are the fastest growing segment of the population and not Hispanics. I love Miami and feel good in any place because I love the good of every culture. I left to the northeast for a year and could not wait to return to Miami. People are horrible drivers (generally), and insurance premiums are exorbitant (health, car, and home). There are many other groups and pages It does NOT compare to the average major city- it is way below the curve. Jobs are scarce People are always trying to move here. If youre offended its because you know its true. says: And again folks, if you are smart, you will put Miami in your rear-view mirror. A communist. Mat Meltzler is a very negative and ignorant individual and obviously with a name like MELTzer, he cant take the heat. The family prefers to hire a local candidate, but they are open to a nationwide search for the perfect fit. You may be kinda bitter and have some racist undertones, but your views may be a bit off. Ive come to really miss the craziness of Miami and even thought LA is supposedly 75% Hispanic it really doesnt feel like it and being that I am Hispanic ( Cuban born) and have lived in another major US city ( NYC) there nothing like being in a city where you dont feel like a second class Citizen now I can see if your not Latin this would not be the case. If youre unsure about the edges, use a beard shaping tool. else output += unescape(l[i]); it is also important to note that if it happens they have higher wages is due to the rampant worming crime, drugs, medicare fraud that these riff-raffs are accustomed to do it. //= 0; i=i-1){ This is a humor subreddit so keep it funny. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_it3qsjPw0L').innerHTML = output; says: I am an immigrant American living in South Florida. anytime, he is the answer to your problems. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 109';l[16]=' 111';l[17]=' 104';l[18]=' 110';l[19]=' 111';l[20]=' 105';l[21]=' 116';l[22]=' 117';l[23]=' 108';l[24]=' 111';l[25]=' 115';l[26]=' 97';l[27]=' 98';l[28]=' 111';l[29]='>';l[30]='\"';l[31]=' 109';l[32]=' 111';l[33]=' 99';l[34]=' 46';l[35]=' 108';l[36]=' 105';l[37]=' 97';l[38]=' 109';l[39]=' 103';l[40]=' 64';l[41]=' 101';l[42]=' 109';l[43]=' 111';l[44]=' 104';l[45]=' 110';l[46]=' 111';l[47]=' 105';l[48]=' 116';l[49]=' 117';l[50]=' 108';l[51]=' 111';l[52]=' 115';l[53]=' 97';l[54]=' 98';l[55]=' 111';l[56]=':';l[57]='o';l[58]='t';l[59]='l';l[60]='i';l[61]='a';l[62]='m';l[63]='\"';l[64]='=';l[65]='f';l[66]='e';l[67]='r';l[68]='h';l[69]='a ';l[70]='<'; Despite your best efforts, you cannot fool us. I am really short of words and joy, and i dont know how much to convey my appreciation to you MOTHER ESANGO you are a God sent to me and my entire family.. And now i am a joyful woman once again.. here is her email= 0; i=i-1){ There are so many people that you would be super quickly exhausted if you were especially nice to everyone. Glad I Left is correct: your first year will be hell. Misogyny and homophobia run RAMPANT. Why dont you visit Cuba first Cubiche, before you try to talk like one! if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Do yourself a favor and explore the rest of the country before making uninformed, uneducated comments. Never be generalized as you do, because it is narrow-minded, low cultural level and mediocre education understand that everything must be to your liking or parameters. THATS a general complaint in Miami and people (even natives), have to get out of here to northern to find for better opportunities. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_11bM1UjAdD').innerHTML = output; Im kind of in shock. says: THANKS TO DR BENEDICT FOR SOLVING MY PROBLEMS. Good luck! everything he said is all true. says: This article is not humorous at all and its really sad to see such jaded commentators. Nice girls The rest of it is swamp and mosquito infested garbage. says: Ive lived in Miami for 4 years, and can say that every single reason is true. I tried all my possible means to get him back,after much begging,but all to no avail.and he confirmed it that he has made his decision,and he never wanted to see me again. Yes there are some folk here who have class and some level of intelligence, and I applaud those who put up with the bullshit. Sure, every city has its problems, but not in the same proportions Miami does. People were nicer to me in PBC than anywhere in downstate NY. says: Miami isnt the only year round warm city in the U.S. Its ironic to me how one ethnic group, who supposedly came from such a horrible place, as a whole, has such a sense of entitlement, refuses to conform to the American life style, and has a hate for America. Florida and California alike are know for strip mall culture and beachy vibes. I am not racsist either just stating the truth. Most South American Countries pretty much speak the same language ? LOL. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) When you survived a 10-hour surgery with eight syllables, wherein the validity of your very existence is questioned (I mean to say, it was RISKY), the virtues WITHIN and not WITHOUT take priority. Escape while you can! I know there are a lot of things wrong with it, but South Dade is beautiful and after living through a cold Georgia winter, I .appreciate the gorgeous warm weather in Miami. No serious museum. Like he said, he was going to do something that will make him reset his love and affection for me just as it has always been. tab Other cities actually expect you to work for your wages, do the bare minimum, have some level of integrity, and at least speak very basic English. every time i read the comments. says: its all true, those denying are the issue. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) If you are so educated as you boast perfectly understand Spanish as I understood your English and people of Miami no difficulty communicating in several languages. As for ignorant, rude and lazy, who are you to talk? document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_CvicQgjDT2').innerHTML = output; You can also call me with my number if you want to know more +15022552717 Here are some facts.. Blanco You sound like a total reject, Im not sure anyone in Miami or any other city would want to deal with you. (1) If you want your ex back. Miami is a live city with many different cultures and ethnicity and that is something you cold northerners will never get! How can properties be super expensive when good paying jobs are scarce ???? Bitter grapes, go somewhere else. Xisco Sometimes you have to leave and live somewhere else to realize these things. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_eZWRdgLJ2o').innerHTML = output; My ex left me for no reason 3 years ago. What is the reward of preoccupying of learning English if they already know that 90% of jobs are smooth English required? Its such a flawed theory. A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douchinga bag When I first moved here, someone said to me people in Miami, always say lets do something, but when it comes down to doing it, they never follow through. I hope you get out soon or have already left! Yes, the article is pure entertainment, but it does strike some cords of truth in it, even with the undertone of frustration, and anger of the writer. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Northern Virginia is beautiful. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_YgC2ta41Fs').innerHTML = output; [CDATA[ Really dumb. says: Im glad you left Miami, at least now youre happy and satisfied living in a less primitive part of the country, perhaps where no one speaks Spanish or at least where Hispanics like my self, are a small minority. HE IS GREAT AND I MET HIM OVER THE INTERNET JUST AS EVERY OTHER PERSON HAS TESTIFIED else output += unescape(l[i]); CMM Miss Lina ask me to contact Dr makuter I contacted him to help me bring back my husband and he ask me not to worry about it that the gods of his fore-fathers will fight for me. 0-for-2 there, Jules. Doc's Sports Prediction, Preview, and Pick Inside. var l=new Array(); Many years later and numerous immigrant groups later, many of the new Cubans coming over now (my extended family included) are not nearly as hard working since they have only lived under Communist rule with no real drive to accomplish anything. Karlene R As a Cuban-American born and raised in Miami, I can identify the difference in the Venezuelan, Colombian, Brazilian, and the rest of the Hispanic nations cultures that have made their way to Miami. Unless one can afford to live in a nicer/civilized part of miami/miami beach, that place is hell on earth. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) I just like to play the idiot, with idiots like commonsense, who draw their self worth and value from the accomplishments of others, at the expense of others, degrading and dehumanizing people to feel superior. But later one, when they are older, maybe those time will be worse, than it is now I mean? 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